Alternative subtitle. My kingdom for a pair of shoes...this highly unusual infomercial starts with the shoeing of President Bush and then escalates it to epic levels. Congratulations to the agency that pitched this script to Alibaba business network. So where's the list of scene objectives?? This has to be the most epic (and eccentric) business to business ad I've ever seen. I've been working on a project to do with this market and this cheered me up immensely.