1st speaker : I've had a run of bad luck with my health.
Twenty years ago I had a car crash, really bad, went into the tunnel and everything. But they brought me back. My eyes were bandaged but I just knew I had lost an eye.
Then last year I got bit by a dog. A Staff (staffordshire bull terrier) bit me in the ear and I got a blood glot there the size of my fist. It was while I was rolling on the ground and the dog was biting me that I felt the crackhead's knife go right into my neck and out the other side. That was touch and go.
And then I hit this bloke at a club last Saturday and now my hand has got poisoned and its spreading down my fingers and up my arm so my doctor sent me in to get it looked at.
pause of several seconds which the listeners digest this catalogue
2nd speaker: Mate you've obviously been put on earth for a reason because there's no other way you'd still be on it.
quite sharp the 2nd speaker :)
Posted by: theo | July 07, 2009 at 01:24 PM
He's got a point...is this a true story?
Posted by: Ajlouny | July 23, 2009 at 04:36 AM
absolutely true. I was there - I was trying to remember every word!
Posted by: John Griffiths | July 23, 2009 at 03:37 PM